Sep 9 2014 6:10 900 notes

i-only-use-a-pen:

”hello 911, send a fire truck to my house immediately, cause I’m blazin’ hot”

”hello 911, I need the police, cause I’M DOWN FOR SOME SHOTS”

”this is an emergency! Send paramedics, cause MY HANDSOMENESS LEVEL WAS TOO MUCH FOR THEM TO HANDLE .”

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